Thursday, July 30, 2009

We knew it was only a matter of time before they turned on their masters

The robot apocalypse may soon be upon us.

The robots, they have rendered their opinion on humans, and they say that we’re delicious.

Robot Identifies Human Flesh as Bacon

A prototype robot, used to analyze foods  and drink using light-based (spectrographic) methods, said that the hand of a subject tasted just like bacon. It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to recognize that this is grim news for the entire human race. Once the masters, we soon shall be prey.

So keep your head up, or this may be the last thing you see.

RobotImage credit: Paul Burnett -

1 comment:

marsha said...

That robot needs some serious reprogramming. Last I'd heard, human flesh tastes like chicken.