German Ingenuity

When the twist-off is regarded as something for the lower-class, the lazy, the North Americaners, the pop-top beer bottle dominates. And as necessity is the mother of invention, this means that the German Volk have invented multiple unique ways of opening bottles. Coming here I was familiar with banging a bottle off a table corner (Table Open), but that was a simpler time, and I was naive.

The quintessential way of opening you'll find here is the lighter. Meaning that many Germans who do not smoke carry around a lighter so that they can drink. Figure that one out. The method involves wedging the base of the lighter under the cap, getting some leverage, and popping the cap off that way. One must be a little brave as lighters have been known to (a friend-of-a-friend-of-a-friend-of-mine) crack and trigger a small explosion. Like Russian roulette but involving alcohol. Appropriately, this is the Lighter Open.

More impressive than that is opening a beer with another beer, the I'm Really Unprepared Open. It doesn't get much better than opening a cold one using another cold one. If you want a rewarding feeling, successfully completing one of these Opens provides just that.

Rumor has it of a way involving two bottles, some sort of theatrical jump and a kick, though I'm not sure how this works, and apparently it is so rare many Germans go their entire lives and never see it. Hence the name, the Bigfoot Open.

The exact way not to open one was discovered by yours truly, when only a spoon was handy. The Spoon Open involves sliced knuckles and is not recommended to anyone. Important lesson learned in Germany: You are not German.

Ask later how I managed to open a wine bottle without a corkscrew. I don't think even the Germans have figured this one yet.

Going Dark

This is it, my last week in Hannover. Next two weeks I will be headed around Germany, checking out some places I didn't want to be limited to visiting in a weekend, and trying to get outdoors a bit more, on my own, exploring some of the world-famous natural sites here, which I really haven't done that much of yet, and lends itself to the travelling alone I largely have to do.


"But what will I do with myself for two weeks without updates?" you ask? Well, don't you fear, my humble readers, because I've done my best to get some postings up and ready and they'll go live while I'm away. Post-dated cheques, if you will. Oh how the internet has changed the world.


So pretend like I'm there actually writing while you read but know that I am in fact hanging out on a beach on the Baltic or hiking the Alps. Jealous? Then I've accomplished my goal.


You'll know I'm back home because the tone of postings will change to bitter, exasperated and insomniatic. Such is the fun of jet lag.

Bis später, my minions.


p.s. I have accumulated many topics to write of that have built up over my summer here and have hardly scratched the surface in writing about them, and that will not stop upon arrival back home in Our Home and Native Land. One will simply have to pretend the narrator is still overseas.

My certificate of adequacy

I now consider my grasp of the German language "adequate".

At lunch, I was recruited to translate between German-speaking servers and English-speaking customers. Aren't I proud.

"Kannst du Englisch?"
"Why yes, yes I do."

Even better is that they had to ask that question after I talked for a while in German. My disguise is almost complete.

Göttingen

The University Auditorium

Skipping some other places for now to get closer to the present, this weekend* I got myself to Göttingen, the self-described "City of Science" (Stadt der Wissenschaft). As Hannover is only an hour train ride away I basically had to make it there this summer or regret it in the future. Yes, I am a nerd. I have given up denying, and have decided to embrace it.

Model of the solar system, with the planets proportionate sizes and distances away from each other down the street. Pluto was in a neighboring city.

As you might imagine, it has a particular draw for people like myself, but very little for other travellers, and so I enjoyed an essentially tourist-free weekend. Most if not all other sightseers were Germans. This isn't to say there weren't English-speakers around; quite the contrary as I would say I heard the most English walking the streets there of any German city so far. Presumably, this is because the city is full of students (about 1/5 the population) and English is slowly becoming the international language of choice, aided by its position as the lingua franca of science.

Not a barber shop, this was in fact St. Petri's Church

The city claims its title due to the world-renowned Georg-August Universität which is located in the centre of the city. Gauss, Riemann, and Hilbert all had positions there, and the city boasts 44 Nobel prize laureates.

Because of the university, and what one of my sources referred to as a sort of "mutual understanding" between the British and Germans, Göttingen was spared completely during the war, as were Heidelberg, Cambridge and Oxford. Thus the city still has many original buildings, including lots of 16th-century half-timbered houses. Medieval architecture also appears throughout.

Just outside the downtown, featuring the Schwartzer Bär Pub in the foreground

A memorial to Gauss was set up at the southwest side of the city, though I don't know whether to laugh at or be annoyed by the work of some vandals....... (look closely at Gauss's left hand if you can't see)

Gauss Denkmal

The city is also home to the "most kissed girl in the world" - the Ganseliesel (goose girl). This fountain in the middle of the old city square is traditionally kissed by every graduate of the University. It has been illegal for years, but no one actually cares.

The Ganseliesel

All in all, a pretty cool town, recommended to any who find themselves in central Germany and have an interest in the history of science.

Man, I'm a geek.


*Not this weekend at all anymore, started writing this long ago. Ugh, I can't keep up......

Keinjägermeister

Trink Keinjaegermeister!

And all this time I thought that the best drinks were the ones that don't involve pastel colours.

Die Hannoversche musikalischer Kanaldeckel

So a few times returning to Hannover, I happened to notice there appeared to be music coming from underground. No big deal, I thought, probably someone busking in the subway underneath, or something. After a while I became accustomed to it, and it just became part of the scenery. I even started to wonder what in particular was producing the music, as it plays 24 hours a day. All the same, I never really gave it too much thought.

Until a friend visited this weekend and asked why a group of teens were sitting around a sewer grate in the middle of the pedestrian walkway, and then I finally realized that yeah, a sewer grate that plays music is actually pretty odd. The funny thing is that other students in this city had independently come across it and had a similar experience. Apparently it is just one of those things in Hannover that everyone notices but passes off.

Bizarre.

And the craziest thing is the complete and utter lack of explanation. See here. Something a tourist here would never find. I guess I can consider myself at least partly Hannoverian.


"Wer die liebenswerten, augenzwinkernden Besonderheiten von Hannover kennenlernen möchte, sollte sich den Kanaldeckel nicht entgehen lassen."

Whoever wants to get to know the lovable, quirky characteristics of Hannover cannot avoid the Kanaldeckel.

The key to imortality as a scientist

No, I don't mean the Philosopher's stone.

I mean having people know your name after you're gone. Sure the big guys have got popular for their discoveries; Einstein, Galileo and Newton are all household names, but they had to do a lot of work to get there.

Think instead of Bunsen and Petri. What did they discover? I don't know either. But, we know their names because they invented a stand for a gas flame, and a circular dish, respectively. Those guys knew how to achieve longevity.

Forget trying to cure diseases, contributing to the advancement of society, or the search for pure knowledge; just invent something useful in the lab and your name will live on in the scientific literature for centuries.

Eppendorf® and Falcon® figured this out a long time ago.